Hey, there! It’s your old internet pal Ted, popping in with a confession: it’s been way too long since I last wrote about tornado sirens. I can hear my analytics groaning since this is probably the post where my views take a nosedive, but I don’t care. There’s just something about electromechanical sirens that flips a switch in my brain. They’re loud, awkward, and a little ugly. So am I!